EVERYTHING
YOU POSSIBLY
NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME |
BASIC
INFO
|
| NAME?: |
Ed McKinney |
| AGE?: |
57 |
| SEX?: |
Male |
| DOB?
(YMD): |
19540414 |
| HAIR
COLOR?: |
Dark Brown |
| EYE
COLOR?: |
Blue |
| RACE: |
White |
| HEIGHT: |
6' 1" |
| WEIGHT: |
190#s |
| STAR
SIGN: |
Sol |
| STATUS: |
Alive |
FAVORITE
|
| COLOR: |
Purple
- The color of royality. |
| FOOD: |
Corn
bread, beans and venison.
Mexican, Chineese
|
| DRINK: |
Yahoo,
Pop, Milk |
| TV
SHOW: |
700
Club, CSI, Star Gate, Star Wars, Star Trek, StarGate, This Old House,
Home Time, New Yankee Workshop.....
|
| MOVIE: |
Passion,
Expelled, 10 Commandments.... too many.
|
| SONG: |
A
lot of different ones.... "Little is Much when God is in it!"
|
| ARTIST: |
Carmen,
Gaithers, Statler Brothers, ELO, Moody
Blues, Putnam County Pickers, Tennessee Ernie Ford.... |
| PLACE
TO BE: |
For
what? |
| STUFFED
ANIMAL: |
Don't
have any, but if I did, it'l be Rabbits. |
| PET: |
Use
to have Rabbits, have a dog now.
|
| PERSON: |
Jesus,
Dad, Mom, Uncles, Aunts.... |
| GAME: |
Arrowbridge,
L.O.R.D.,Age of Empire, Decent,
Doom... |
| CLOTHING
BRAND: |
No
paticular.... |
DO
YOU BELIEVE IN
|
| KARMA: |
Heck
no! That a lot of bull...And of the devil. |
| GOD: |
I
sure Do! Even the devil belives in God. He
has to get permission from God to tempt you! |
| JESUS
CHRIST: |
I sure
do! I have a personal relationship with Him! You
should too, if you want to live in Heaven for ever! Else you will live
in the eternal lake of fire! |
| ALIENS: |
Sure
there are aliens. They live in other countries. |
| GHOSTS: |
Holy
Ghost, yes! Others, No. |
| SATAN: |
He's
a cherub that got kicked out of heaven because
he wanted to take over and now he's headed toward eternial tourment.
Those
who do not have Jesus Christ in their heart will join him. |
| WITCHES/WIZARDS: |
There
are some who is being used by the devil.
All are evil! |
| MAGIC: |
No.
Its all Science of God's power. |
| PAST
LIFE: |
No.
Once your Dad's spirit and Mom's spirit gets
together, upon conception, you will live forever. |
THIS
OR THAT
|
| VANILLA
OR CHOCOLATE: |
Both. |
| PEPSI
OR COKE: |
Dr.
K. or Dr. Thunder and Lightning.
|
| BLACK
OR WHITE: |
White! |
| CATS
OR DOGS: |
Dogs.
Cats carries dieseases that causes toxoplasmosis. |
| NIGHT
OR DAY: |
24
hrs. |
| DESKTOPS
OR LAPTOPS: |
PCs.
and a Laptop.
|
| SUMMER
OR WINTER: |
Summer.
I love the heat. Opertunity to make love with my mate
outdoors! |
| COLD
OR WARM: |
Warm.
I prefer your warm body, girl! |
| LOVER
OR FIGHTER: |
Lover
99% 1% kick ass. |
| WALKING
OR RUNNING: |
Walking. |
CRIMINAL
|
HAVE
YOU EVER BEEN IN TROUBLE
WITH THE LAW: |
Was once years ago! |
| BEEN
IN JAIL: |
Once, falsley. |
| BEEN
TO COURT? HOW MANY?: |
A couple of times. |
RELATIONSHIPS / SEX
QUESTIONS
|
| SEX
ON A FIRST DATE: |
No.
|
| ONE
NIGHT STANDS: |
No.
I want permantasy. |
| EVER
CHEATED: |
Once,
hateded it. God has forgiven me. Wont do
it again. |
| BEEN
CHEATED ON: |
Yes!
Big time! |
| 3SOME: |
Depends.
|
| VIRGIN?: |
Lost
it at 25 years old. Got married. |
| HOW
OFTEN DO U HAVE SEX?: |
Not
yet. I'm on my own, lonley. |
| WHAT
IS YOUR FAVORITE POSITION WHEN U HAVE SEX?: |
What
ever position that satifys you. |
DO
YOU LIKE RECEIVING ORAL?
GIVING ORAL?: |
I
enjoy receiving oral.
I
love giving oral.
|
DO
YOU LIKE RECEIVING ANAL?
GIVING ANAL?: |
I
have never received anal and don't know how from a woman. I have given
anal to a woman and we both enjoyed it.
|
ARE
YOU SHAVED?
DO YOU MIND IF YOUR MATE IS SHAVED?
|
No way!
That depends on her.
|
DO
YOU OR HAVE YOU EVER HAD...
|
| A
PIERCING?: |
No. |
| A
TATTOO?: |
No. |
| A
SIBLING?: |
Yes. |
| PARENTS
THAT ARE STILL TOGETHER?: |
Yes, in Heaven! |
| DO
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?: |
Do you wanna be my girlfriend?
|
| A
WIFE?: |
I had three wives before but no husband.
|
| A
CHILD?: |
I fathered four kids! I wanted more. |
| A
PARTY WHEN YOUR PARENTS WERE AWAY?: |
No way. I was a loner. I was adopted.
|
| AN
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE?: |
Twice! Both times I was close to home. |
| A
CAR OF YOUR OWN?: |
No. Cant drive due to my eyesight is 20/60...
need 20/40 to pass the test. Dang it! |
DO
YOU...
|
| SMOKE?: |
No
way. I don't smoke tobacco either!
|
| DRINK?: |
Pop,
Water, kool aid, milk... |
| DRUGS?: |
I
have meds. |
| DRIVE?: |
No. |
| HATE
ANYONE?: |
No. |
| HAVE
ANY SECRETS?: |
I
have been confided in and I promised I'd won't
tell anyone, the answer is yes. I won't break their trust. Only God
knows. |
| HAVE
ANY FEARS?: |
Yes.
Bee stings and snake bites. |
| HAVE
A SENSE OF HUMOR?: |
Is
a pig's ass pork? |
| HAVE
ANY PETS?: |
I
have a dog and I'd love to raise rabbits. |
| KEEP
YOUR ROOM CLEAN: |
Depends
who's lookin. Are you comming over? If
so, I'd better get bussy! |
| PLAN
ON GOING TO COLLEGE?: |
Been
there. Like to again.
|
| DO
IT ON THE FIRST DATE?: |
Do
what on the first date? LOL No.
|
| SHOWER
DAILY?: |
Yes. |
| BRUSH
YOUR TEETH DAILY?: |
More
than once a day! |
RANDOM
QUESTIONS
|
| WHAT
IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME?: |
Lee |
| HAVE
ANY NICKNAMES?: |
Ed.
|
| FAVORITE
PLACE TO CHILL?: |
On
top of Flat Top Hill. You can see for a long ways off.
|
| FAVORITE
PLACE TO MAKE LOVE AT?: |
I
have yet to make love
at my favorite place,
its on top of a mountain, just as the sun sets after a very warm day.
(Tell ya details in person.)
|
HAVE
YOU EVER KISSED SOMEONE
OF THE SAME SEX?: |
Ever?
When I was a kid,
I kissed my kinfolk!
I'm not a queer! |
| HAVE
YOU EVER GOTTEN DRUNK?: |
Twice.
Moonshine. |
| COULD
YOU EVER BE A VEGETARIAN?: |
Heck
no! I love my deer
meat, squirl, bear.... |
| CAN
YOU SING?: |
Yes,
out of tune. |
| CAN
YOU DANCE?: |
No
way!
|
| CAN
YOU DRAW?: |
I
use to could! |
| CAN
YOU SOLVE A RUBIK'S CUBE?: |
I
have in the past. |
| DO
YOU LIKE SCARY MOVIES?: |
No. |
| HAVE
YOU EVER PEED YOUR PANTS?: |
In
the second grade
when a picture frame hit
me in the head. It scared me. |
| SHOWER
OR BATHS?: |
Both. |
DO
YOU BELIEVE THAT MONEY
GROWS ON TREES?: |
If
its called coco
beans and apples! |
| IF
YOU FOUND A GENIE IN A BOTTLE, AND IT
GAVE YOU THREE WISHES WHAT WOULD THEY BE?: |
1)
Invisability. It'l be easier to catch crooks;
2) Enough income to
keep the bills paid and the
twice the amount in the
bank for my kids.
3) A woman that would
love me for me and not
control me and love my
crazyness, be suportative, and love doing things together, and be
adventuresom
with me, and loves traveling.... Thats it!
|
IF
YOU WON 300 MILLIONDOLLARS
WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?: |
My
church gets 30
million, 200 million goes into
trusts funds for my kids and grand kids. the rest, get a modest place
and
travel. Keep bills paid off. |
| DO
YOU LIKE PHOTOGRAPHY?: |
Yes.
Can I take your picture?
|
| DO
YOU LIKE PORNOGRAPHY?: |
Got
burned out on it.
No one to share it with. |
| HOW
ARE YOU FEELING?: |
Lonely. |
| DO
YOU LIKE BOARD GAMES?: |
Yes.
Wanna play? |
| HAVE
YOU EVER KILLED ANYBODY?: |
No. |
| HAS
SOMEONE EVER MADE YOU CRY?: |
Oh!
Yes! |
| WHAT
DOES YOUR LAST TEXT MESSAGE SAY?: |
I
don't text. Does
e-mail on a computer count? Besides its too hard to text, dang
tiny
buttons. |
| LAST
PERSON YOU KISSED?: |
Kissed,
My daughter.
Passionately, My ex.
|
| DO
YOU LIKE TO FRENCH KISS?: |
Yes,
I sure do!
|
| WHO
IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?: |
God.
Tom. |
| DO
YOU LIKE NASCAR?: |
Yes!
Go! Go! Jimmie Johnson! |
| DO
YOU LIKE FOOTBALL?: |
Yes!
WVU!
|
| HAS
ANYONE EVER CALLED YOU A SLUT?: |
No,
I'm not a queer. |
| HAS
ANYONE EVER CALLED YOU A DUDE?: |
No,
I'm not a queer. |
| HAVE
YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: |
Been
in love, yes. But
loved back, not really! |
| HAVE
YOU EVER HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN?: |
Oh
yes!
|
| HAVE
YOU EVER HAD A FRIEND THAT PASSED AWAY?: |
Yes.
Too many of them. |
| DO
YOU LIKE KIDS?: |
I
sure do! I want more! |
| WHATS
YOUR FAVORITE WORD?: |
Actually
its 'Words" :
"God, forgive me! Through
Jesus Christ! Thank you." |
| FAVORITE
PERFUME?: |
Old
Spice on me and
many on you, let me sniff
ya! |
| WHAT
ANNOYS YOU MOST ABOUT PEOPLE?: |
People
not filling out
their profiles completely;
Bad drivers, Smokers, People who get lottery tickets at regular
registers
making others to wait, Cops breaking the driving laws, People not
reporting
hail and storm damage to the NWS, People parking in front of stores and
in the stripped areas, Queers, Confederate lovers,
Abortionests! |
| ARE
YOU HAPPIER SINGLE OR IN A RELATIONSHIP?: |
Definately
not being
single, I love to be in
a loving relationship. |
| WHAT
IS YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE?: |
My
hairy chest, if a
guy dont have a hairy chest,
he's not normal. |
| HAVE
YOU EVER SKIPPED SCHOOL?: |
Yes.
Senior skip day.
1972 |
ARE
YOU RIGHT HANDED
OR LEFT HANDED?: |
Suppose
to be left
handed but lefthandedness
was not allowed in school.
Now, I am a lefty. (Long story)
|
| WHATS
YOUR OPINION ON ABORTION?: |
Abortion
is murder
plain and simple! God's word
and I agree with him! |
| WHATS
YOUR OPINION ON GAYS?: |
I
am a gay basher! Like
God and Jesus! They will
not make into Heaven! |
| HAVE
YOU EVER BEEN PREGNANT?: |
If
I ever was I'd be a
billionair! |
| WHAT
IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?: |
Mixed |
| ARE
YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR LIFE?: |
Not
at this time
without a true love. |
| HOW
MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK? AND WHICH
ONES?: |
Two,
Applician American
and that foreign language
... english! |
| DO
YOU BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES?: |
Sure,
God does! And to
forgive more than 7 times
70! |
| WHAT
DO YOU DO BEFORE YOU SLEEP?: |
Pray,
thanking God for the day.
|
| WHAT
IS YOUR DESKTOP WALLPAPER?: |
The
planet earth and
its moon from 1,000,000
miles up! Reminds me how small I am. |
| WHAT
COLOR ARE YOUR SHEETS?: |
Blue.
(At this time)
|
| WHAT
PAIR OF SHOES DO YOU LIKE THE MOST?: |
Velcro
sneakers.
|
| WHAT
IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY?: |
Sadie
Hawkins Day! The
gals gits to chase me! LOL! |
| HAVE
YOU HAD A SORE THROAT LATELY?: |
No. |
| DO
YOU HAVE ALOT OF FRIENDS?: |
No. |
| HAVE
YOU EVER DONE SOMETHING YOU REGRET?: |
Sure! |
| WHAT
IS YOUR FAVORITE THANKSGIVING FOOD?: |
All
of it! |
| MY
PAST IS...........: |
Mixed
good and bad. God
has forgiven me. |
| TOMORROW..........: |
Is
in His hands! |
| I
LOVE............: |
to
answer this with the
Tom T. Hall song, "I
love" |
HOW
LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU
TO GET READY?: |
Depends,
if you are
talking about sex it's fast,
otherwise, from total nudity and not shave - bout 15 minutes ; from
clothed,
bout 5 minutes longer; if I have to shave, add 20 minutes. |
WHAT
KIND OF PERSON WOULD
YOU SAY YOU ARE?: |
Kind,
Caring,
Empathetic, Loving, Honest, God
fearing, when the time is right and we agree, I am slow and sentual. |
| HOW
DID YOU LIKE THIS SURVEY?: |
Its
interesting, I can
add more questions though. |
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