Eddie
Male 
57 years old 
Beckley, West Virginia 
United States of America
Hello.

I am a 57 year old Christian man who enjoys the simple things in life. I am a proud father of 4 grown kids and grandfather of 8. I have a wide variety of interests that includes: nature walks, ham radio, bluegrass and gospel music, flea markets, seeing arts n crafts, just name a few of my interests. I am searching for a lady that may have similar interests for friendship and a possible face-to- face meeting later. 

I am 6' 1'', ~190#s, Short Dark Brown hair, Blue eyes.

This page is large being made up with various tests and pictures. Besure to read it from top to bottem, please. Thank you.

 


Test results

For Eddie's Relationship Needs Assesment
For Eddie's Chemistry Test Results
Eddie's Interests
General I love long walks, traveling, seeing all I can see, Ham Radio, Computers
Music Good ole Gospel, Contemporary Christian, Bluegrass, Easy Listning, Oldies ... If you put "Rap" in the music catagory, then NO RAP!
Movies Passion of Christ, Expelled, Ten Commandments, SiFi
Television The 700 Club, CBN, Doccumenteries, DIY, This Old House, Home Time, New Yankie Workshop
Books The Holy Bible, Josephus, The Making of a State
Heroes Jesus, Dad and Mom
Eddie's Details
Status: Divorced
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Grandview, West Virginia
Body type: 6' 1" / Average
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Religion: Christian - other
Smoke / Drink: No / No
Children: Proud parent of four, and 8 grandchildren.
Want or want more Children: Not sure.
Education: Some college
Occupation: Retired
Income: Less than $30,000

 
Here is a survey I took......

...About Me...

What are your eye color They are Blue, look deep in them!
Hair Color Dark Brown, short and cool.
Height 6' 1" ... Tall enough for you?
Favorite Color Bluish-purple with a hint of red.
Favorite Band or Singing Group The Gaither Vocal Band, Statler Brothers, and many more.....
Favorite Movie Passion of Christ, Expelled, The Ten Commandments....
Favorite TV Show The 700 Club, Red-Green Show, This Old House, Home Time, Bob Ross.........
Your Car I use to have a 1970 Cheverolette Caprice Kingswood Station Wagon, but dont drive now!
Your Hometown Grandview/Table Rock, West Virginia
Your Present Town Beckley, West Virginia
Your Crush's First Name I don't have one yet! Will you be her? Let me know your first name.
Your Grade Grade "A" egg! Oh! You mean me! I'm not in school.
Your Style Pants, a shirt, socks, and shoes.

...Have You Ever...

Sat on your rooftop Sure!
Kissed someone in the rain Heck no! Do you wanna be the first?
Danced in a public place I haven't yet!
Smiled for no reason Sure!
Laughed so hard you cried Nope.
Peed your pants after age 8 Nope.
Written a song Tried but I don't ryme with time so much.
Sang to someone for no reason Me? Sing? To make the dogs howel!
Performed on a stage Yes. Christmas Play in Church.
Talked to someone you don't know All the time! I enjoy meeting people.
Made out in a theater Dang, no. I wanted to but no girl would at that time! Do you wanna?
Gone roller skating since 8th grade Sure.
Been in love Yes.

...Can You...

Write with both hands No. Use to, right hand messed up.
Whistle Sure. TooooT!
Blow a bubble Yep! Can I blow you some bubbles?
Roll your tongue Sure can! I have that gene.
Cross your eyes Sure can!
Touch your tongue to your nose Not quite.
Dance Heck no! I have two left feet! LOL 
Speak a foreign language I use to speak English, now I speak American!
Impersonate someone Yes. I use to do Ronal Reagon on the radio.
Cook anything Very little, now.

...Finish The Line...

If I were a ... ... more hansom fellow, I might not be alone! What do you think?
I wish ... ....I had more understanding of God's will, and more knowledge of women.
So many people don't know ... ... about good communications in a marriage. I'm still learning! Can you help?
I am ... ... so alone and in need of a Christian spouse who can love me as me for me in the way Christ loves his people!
My heart is ... ... ready for someone who loves Jesus Christ first and me second. Are you her? Proverbs 31.



Here are the Results of Surveys and Tests that I Took....

You are the color...
PURPLE


A Lover

You truly know the meaning of love. You are very caring and compassionate, thinking more of others then yourself. You can be a very passive person and normally try to avoid confrontation as much as possible. You would rather hang out with people you feel comfortable around then to be in a large group of strangers. When it comes to making love you would rather take it slow, easy, and sentual for her pleasure.

Your sexpert score is 167
You are a Sexpert!!!

You really know your stuff when it comes to sex. You are not afraid to try new things and experiment with sex. Your woman will find herself motionless and in awe after you and her have finished making love. With your level of knowledge hearing the words "OH MY GOD!" during sex is not an uncommon thing. Any woman lucky enough to experience sex with you will not be left unsatisfied.

You are a
Romantic person

Romance is no stranger to you. You know what romance is all about and what to do even if you do not all the time. You mix romance in just the right amount to ensure that you do not smoother your woman and allow her to have some space from time to time. On special evenings you can make her heart melt with love and affection. 
Not Selfish at all!!!!

You will always satisfy her.
Your not sexually selfish at all. Her happiness and satisfaction are foremost on your mind. Your attention to detail makes you a prize catch for any woman. Be cautious that you do not forget about your own desires and lose interest.
You are a
Prefect Boyfriend

You are hot and on fire.
You are the ideal boyfriend. Any woman would be blessed to have you as their boyfriend. You will keep their interest with just enough mystery and appeal to keep them desiring more of you! You are gentle and kind!
You are 5% Naughty

You are not naughty enough!

You have it in you to be naughty but choose not to be. You would rather keep your naughtiness to yourself and not let others know that you can be naughty, but under the right circumstances you can be a wolf in sheeps clothes and will surprise her with a night she will soon never forget! The naughtiness is in there you just need to let it out more offtend. Show people your naughty side and have fun with it.

What Is My Inner Desire?
Love
Love
I love to love. This would have to be my best trait. I love my partner and try to do anything to keep her content and satisfied with me. I strive to have her heart no matter what. My love is true and my love is pure.
Whats my sex style?
Romantic Sex Style
Romantic Sex Style
Eddie; You like to take it slow and sensual, with candles dimly light, silky sheets on the bed, lots of kissing and gentle touching,... And is the best when she is in love with you, and if not...she will definately be!
What do you like in the opposite sex?
What color eyes?:  Don't matter.
What color hair?:  Don't matter much but I do have a thing about black hair.
Long or short hair?:  I love long hair on a gal!.
How would you like them to dress? (ie: jeans & t-shirt, dress/suit etc...):  I love seeing her in a dress but it's up to her.
Would you like them to be spontaneous or predictable?:  Both. Depending on the mood and the happining.
Tattoos or no?:  Not really.
Piercings? Which ones?:  Ears only.
What education level is important to you?:  Don't matter.
How important is similar taste in music?:  Prety much important.
Housewife type or separate life?:  What does God want you to be?
Would you date someone that already has kids?:  Sure!
How important is it that they hit it off with your closest friends?:  It be great if they hit it off with my friends.
Prenup or not?:  Heck no! When marriage occores, all stuff combinds and be come ours. Decide on what to do together.
What are your top 5 deal-breakers?:  Liars, controllers, bossiness, bad htgene, argumentative
Would you be willing to have a long distance relationship, either short or long term?:  I would if she comes to me.
I'll explain in person what I mean.
What are your top 5 expectations? (be honest):  Honesty, co-operatativeness, cleaneness, loyalness, a little asertative but not too much
How important is versatility in the bedroom?:  That depends on the definition of "versatility".
Chill at home or go out and party hardy?:  About 85% home / 15% out. Gas prices are too high.
Would you date someone who isn't a sports fan
if you are or vice versa?: 
Depends if they tolorated them.
Would you subtly bully this person into liking your favorite team?:  Heck no!.
How important is it that this person be able to cook well?:  I hope they can cook, I open cans and heat them up!
One person does household duties or divide amongst the two of you?:  Co-operation on what gets done.
How important is having the same religious beliefs?:  Very important!
How important is it how well your family and this person get along?:  I prefer they get along well.
How important is this person's level of fitness?:  Some what.

EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY
NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME

BASIC INFO

NAME?:  Ed McKinney
AGE?:  57
SEX?:  Male
DOB? (YMD):  19540414
HAIR COLOR?:  Dark Brown
EYE COLOR?:  Blue
RACE:  White
HEIGHT:  6' 1"
WEIGHT:  190#s
STAR SIGN:  Sol
STATUS:  Alive

FAVORITE

COLOR:  Purple - The color of royality.
FOOD:  Corn bread, beans and venison.
Mexican, Chineese
DRINK:  Yahoo, Pop, Milk
TV SHOW:  700 Club, CSI, Star Gate, Star Wars, Star Trek, StarGate, This Old House, Home Time, New Yankee Workshop.....
MOVIE:  Passion, Expelled, 10 Commandments.... too many.
SONG:  A lot of different ones.... "Little is Much when God is in it!"
ARTIST:  Carmen, Gaithers, Statler Brothers, ELO, Moody Blues, Putnam County Pickers, Tennessee Ernie Ford....
PLACE TO BE:  For what?
STUFFED ANIMAL:  Don't have any, but if I did, it'l be Rabbits.
PET:  Use to have Rabbits, have a dog now.
PERSON:  Jesus, Dad, Mom, Uncles, Aunts....
GAME:  Arrowbridge, L.O.R.D.,Age of Empire, Decent, Doom...
CLOTHING BRAND:  No paticular....

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

KARMA:  Heck no! That a lot of bull...And of the devil.
GOD:  I sure Do! Even the devil belives in God. He has to get permission from God to tempt you!
JESUS CHRIST: I sure do! I have a personal relationship with Him! You should too, if you want to live in Heaven for ever! Else you will live in the eternal lake of fire!
ALIENS:  Sure there are aliens. They live in other countries.
GHOSTS:  Holy Ghost, yes! Others, No.
SATAN:  He's a cherub that got kicked out of heaven because he wanted to take over and now he's headed toward eternial tourment. Those who do not have Jesus Christ in their heart will join him.
WITCHES/WIZARDS:  There are some who is being used by the devil. All are evil!
MAGIC:  No. Its all Science of God's power.
PAST LIFE:  No. Once your Dad's spirit and Mom's spirit gets together, upon conception, you will live forever.

THIS OR THAT

VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE:  Both.
PEPSI OR COKE:  Dr. K. or Dr. Thunder and Lightning.
BLACK OR WHITE:  White!
CATS OR DOGS:  Dogs. Cats carries dieseases that causes toxoplasmosis.
NIGHT OR DAY:  24 hrs.
DESKTOPS OR LAPTOPS:  PCs. and a Laptop.
SUMMER OR WINTER:  Summer. I love the heat. Opertunity to make love with my mate outdoors!
COLD OR WARM:  Warm. I prefer your warm body, girl!
LOVER OR FIGHTER:  Lover 99% 1% kick ass.
WALKING OR RUNNING:  Walking.

CRIMINAL

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN TROUBLE 
WITH THE LAW: 
Was once years ago!
BEEN IN JAIL:  Once, falsley.
BEEN TO COURT? HOW MANY?:  A couple of times.

RELATIONSHIPS / SEX QUESTIONS

SEX ON A FIRST DATE:  No.
ONE NIGHT STANDS:  No. I want permantasy.
EVER CHEATED:  Once, hateded it. God has forgiven me. Wont do it again.
BEEN CHEATED ON:  Yes! Big time!
3SOME:  Depends.
VIRGIN?:  Lost it at 25 years old. Got married.
HOW OFTEN DO U HAVE SEX?:  Not yet. I'm on my own, lonley.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE POSITION WHEN U HAVE SEX?:  What ever position that satifys you.
DO YOU LIKE RECEIVING ORAL?
GIVING ORAL?: 
I enjoy receiving oral.
I love giving oral.
DO YOU LIKE RECEIVING ANAL?
GIVING ANAL?: 
I have never received anal and don't know how from a woman. I have given anal to a woman and we both enjoyed it.
ARE YOU SHAVED?
DO YOU MIND IF YOUR MATE IS SHAVED?

No way!
That depends on her.

DO YOU OR HAVE YOU EVER HAD...

A PIERCING?:  No.
A TATTOO?:  No.
A SIBLING?:  Yes.
PARENTS THAT ARE STILL TOGETHER?:  Yes, in Heaven!
DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?:  Do you wanna be my girlfriend?
A WIFE?:  I had three wives before but no husband.
A CHILD?:  I fathered four kids! I wanted more.
A PARTY WHEN YOUR PARENTS WERE AWAY?:  No way. I was a loner. I was adopted.
AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE?:  Twice! Both times I was close to home.
A CAR OF YOUR OWN?:  No. Cant drive due to my eyesight is 20/60... need 20/40 to pass the test. Dang it!

DO YOU...

SMOKE?:  No way. I don't smoke tobacco either!
DRINK?:  Pop, Water, kool aid, milk...
DRUGS?:  I have meds.
DRIVE?:  No.
HATE ANYONE?:  No.
HAVE ANY SECRETS?:  I have been confided in and I promised I'd won't tell anyone, the answer is yes. I won't break their trust. Only God knows.
HAVE ANY FEARS?:  Yes. Bee stings and snake bites.
HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?:  Is a pig's ass pork?
HAVE ANY PETS?:  I have a dog and I'd love to raise rabbits.
KEEP YOUR ROOM CLEAN:  Depends who's lookin. Are you comming over? If so, I'd better get bussy!
PLAN ON GOING TO COLLEGE?:  Been there. Like to again.
DO IT ON THE FIRST DATE?:  Do what on the first date? LOL No.
SHOWER DAILY?:  Yes.
BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAILY?:  More than once a day!

RANDOM QUESTIONS

WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME?:  Lee
HAVE ANY NICKNAMES?:  Ed.
FAVORITE PLACE TO CHILL?:  On top of Flat Top Hill. You can see for a long ways off.
FAVORITE PLACE TO MAKE LOVE AT?:  I have yet to make love at my favorite place, its on top of a mountain, just as the sun sets after a very warm day. (Tell ya details in person.)
HAVE YOU EVER KISSED SOMEONE 
OF THE SAME SEX?: 
Ever? When I was a kid, I kissed my kinfolk! 
I'm not a queer!
HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN DRUNK?:  Twice. Moonshine.
COULD YOU EVER BE A VEGETARIAN?:  Heck no! I love my deer meat, squirl, bear....
CAN YOU SING?:  Yes, out of tune.
CAN YOU DANCE?:  No way!
CAN YOU DRAW?:  I use to could!
CAN YOU SOLVE A RUBIK'S CUBE?:  I have in the past.
DO YOU LIKE SCARY MOVIES?:  No.
HAVE YOU EVER PEED YOUR PANTS?:  In the second grade when a picture frame hit me in the head. It scared me.
SHOWER OR BATHS?:  Both.
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT MONEY 
GROWS ON TREES?: 
If its called coco beans and apples!
IF YOU FOUND A GENIE IN A BOTTLE, AND IT GAVE YOU THREE WISHES WHAT WOULD THEY BE?:  1) Invisability. It'l be easier to catch crooks; 

2) Enough income to keep the bills paid and the twice the amount in the bank for my kids. 

3) A woman that would love me for me and not control me and love my crazyness, be suportative, and love doing things together, and be adventuresom with me, and loves traveling.... Thats it!

IF YOU WON 300 MILLIONDOLLARS 
WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?: 
My church gets 30 million, 200 million goes into trusts funds for my kids and grand kids. the rest, get a modest place and travel. Keep bills paid off.
DO YOU LIKE PHOTOGRAPHY?:  Yes. Can I take your picture?
DO YOU LIKE PORNOGRAPHY?:  Got burned out on it. No one to share it with.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?:  Lonely.
DO YOU LIKE BOARD GAMES?:  Yes. Wanna play?
HAVE YOU EVER KILLED ANYBODY?:  No.
HAS SOMEONE EVER MADE YOU CRY?:  Oh! Yes!
WHAT DOES YOUR LAST TEXT MESSAGE SAY?:  I don't text. Does e-mail on a computer count?  Besides its too hard to text, dang tiny buttons.
LAST PERSON YOU KISSED?:  Kissed, My daughter. Passionately, My ex.
DO YOU LIKE TO FRENCH KISS?:  Yes, I sure do!
WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?:  God. Tom.
DO YOU LIKE NASCAR?:  Yes! Go! Go! Jimmie Johnson!
DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL?:  Yes! WVU!
HAS ANYONE EVER CALLED YOU A SLUT?:  No, I'm not a queer.
HAS ANYONE EVER CALLED YOU A DUDE?:  No, I'm not a queer.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?:  Been in love, yes. But loved back, not really!
HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN?:  Oh yes!
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A FRIEND THAT PASSED AWAY?:  Yes. Too many of them.
DO YOU LIKE KIDS?:  I sure do! I want more!
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE WORD?:  Actually its 'Words" : "God, forgive me! Through Jesus Christ! Thank you."
FAVORITE PERFUME?:  Old Spice on me and many on you, let me sniff ya!
WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST ABOUT PEOPLE?:  People not filling out their profiles completely; Bad drivers, Smokers, People who get lottery tickets at regular registers making others to wait, Cops breaking the driving laws, People not reporting hail and storm damage to the NWS, People parking in front of stores and in the stripped areas, Queers, Confederate lovers, Abortionests!
ARE YOU HAPPIER SINGLE OR IN A RELATIONSHIP?:  Definately not being single, I love to be in a loving  relationship.
WHAT IS YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE?:  My hairy chest, if a guy dont have a hairy chest, he's not normal.
HAVE YOU EVER SKIPPED SCHOOL?:  Yes. Senior skip day. 1972
ARE YOU RIGHT HANDED 
OR LEFT HANDED?: 
Suppose to be left handed but lefthandedness was not allowed in school.
Now, I am a lefty. (Long story)
WHATS YOUR OPINION ON ABORTION?:  Abortion is murder plain and simple! God's word and I agree with him!
WHATS YOUR OPINION ON GAYS?:  I am a gay basher! Like God and Jesus! They will not make into Heaven!
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN PREGNANT?:  If I ever was I'd be a billionair!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?:  Mixed
ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR LIFE?:  Not at this time without a true love.
HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK? AND WHICH ONES?:  Two, Applician American and that foreign language ... english!
DO YOU BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES?:  Sure, God does! And to forgive more than 7 times 70!
WHAT DO YOU DO BEFORE YOU SLEEP?:  Pray, thanking God for the day.
WHAT IS YOUR DESKTOP WALLPAPER?:  The planet earth and its moon from 1,000,000 miles up! Reminds me how small I am.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR SHEETS?:  Blue. (At this time)
WHAT PAIR OF SHOES DO YOU LIKE THE MOST?:  Velcro sneakers.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY?:  Sadie Hawkins Day! The gals gits to chase me! LOL!
HAVE YOU HAD A SORE THROAT LATELY?:  No.
DO YOU HAVE ALOT OF FRIENDS?:  No.
HAVE YOU EVER DONE SOMETHING YOU REGRET?:  Sure!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THANKSGIVING FOOD?:  All of it!
MY PAST IS...........:  Mixed good and bad. God has forgiven me. 
TOMORROW..........:  Is in His hands!
I LOVE............:  to answer this with the Tom T. Hall song, "I love"
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU 
TO GET READY?: 
Depends, if you are talking about sex it's fast, otherwise, from total nudity and not shave - bout 15 minutes ; from clothed, bout 5 minutes longer; if I have to shave, add 20 minutes.
WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD 
YOU SAY YOU ARE?: 
Kind, Caring, Empathetic, Loving, Honest, God fearing, when the time is right and we agree, I am slow and sentual.
HOW DID YOU LIKE THIS SURVEY?:  Its interesting, I can add more questions though.





A few of my favorite images

BS

Almighty God!

Without Jesus, Where would YOU be?

He did it for YOU!

Without Jesus Christ, you are doomed to eternal tourment.

He is knocking at your heart's door now. You decide.... NOW!!!!!




Now, the question is,  
Are you the woman for me?

No scamming!
No lying!
No muslem infidel!

Only with Jesus in your heart!

Well.... Are you?
Yes?  No?

Let me know!