Zombie Apocalypse Protectorate

The Zombie Apocalypse Protectorate have finally, after many long years, bowed to public pressure and decided to offer a range of merchandise for the savvy survivor intent on making his mark in a post-apocalyptic land.

The result of intense study and testing, we took ideas from every sector of our membership and presented them to our laboratory for appraisal and development. Any designs considered worthy were constucted, evaluated and refined on our testing range, and once they had passed this gruelling assessment, the blueprints were sent to our workshops.

This isn't a collection of silly fantasy-style weapons as seen on so many of our rival sites; this is real stuff made out of real materials from a real world to help deal with the real-world problems which may arise as you attempt to survive a zombie apocalypse.

Thanks to the unerring attention of our Logistics Officer, our warehouse is now looking pretty healthy so we proudly present to you a list of the merchandise on offer, with price (excluding postage) and current availablity.

HOWEVER...

Due to recently introduced and badly thought-out legislation, I, along with a lot of other webmasters have decided to remove any web pages which may be considered by some to contain "dangerous content", regardless of how tenuous such claims may be, in order to protect ourselves from the possibility of litigation.

Once this nonsense has been sorted out, I'll put my zombie pages back online for all to have a giggle at.