Zombie Apocalypse Protectorate

Introduction

At some point in the future, the zombie apocalypse will arrive. We know this, as we've seen the films. Heck, it's even mentioned in the Bible somewhere. Billions of people will die simply because they were not adequately prepared for defence and survival, and therefore had no plan for what to do in such circumstances. If the thought of having to fend for yourself after the collapse of civilisation has you rushing for a change of underwear, you've come to the right place; this is one of the less dodgy reasons why the Zombie Apocalypse Protectorate was established.

HOWEVER...

Due to recently introduced and badly thought-out legislation, I, along with a lot of other webmasters have decided to remove any web pages which may be considered by some to contain "dangerous content", regardless of how tenuous such claims may be, in order to protect ourselves from the possibility of litigation.

Once this nonsense has been sorted out, I'll put my zombie pages back online for all to have a giggle at.