Cliffs of Insanity (3)
(All 3 Missing)
Cliffs of Insanity
Part of the Valley of the Frogs Series
John Bryan State Park, Greene County, Ohio
Clues with apology to "Princess Bride"
Placed 28 January 2002 by
The Valley of Frogs: Episode VII
series, you may need to brush up on your Shavian.
The trio and the Princess arrived at the base of a large cliff.
"Ah!" said one, "Whoever he is, he is too late!
Look! The Cliffs of Insanity!"
the device, the frog taunts you.... "There are two ends
to this container - one is white and one is black. Which
should you choose? If you have been educated in mannish
schools, you will choose the white end, because white is always
safer than black. If you received schooling in froggish
schools, you would know that I would intend for you to choose the
white side, so you would choose the black..."
You, being experienced
with these Valley Frogs, open both ends! In one you find: a
log, in the other: a stamp and a stamp pad. As you squish the
stamp in your book, you faintly hear a croak which sounds
like: Vince-See-Nee... Slip the little frog some iocaine
powder to help him sleep - assuming you have built up resistance
yourself over the last few years.
You hear the sound of rocks hitting the cliff
ahead. From down the hill you hear a frog croak: "Spooorsman
Likke!" "Spoorsman Likke!"
You hear a faint, dream-like
froggie noise that sounds a lot like Fezz-ickk! Fezz-ickk! Put him back when you have
finished stamping in, and wish him "Pleasant dreams of Large
in the same direction along the Cliffs of Insanity, until you come to
two trees against the cliff. What to do??
depends on a single question. I'm smiling while I write this,
because I know something you do not know. You might ask
"What do you know?" I know the question of
action and your very life depends on whether you have 6 fingers on
your right hand. If you do, get out of there, run out of
the Valley, and don't look back.
If you do
not have 6 fingers on your right hand, you are about to meet one of
the nicest frogs in the Valley.
you open the tube, the inhabitant says: "Heelllo... Mye
naame ees I-Nig-Go... I-Nig-Go Mon Toy Ya! I-Nig-Go Mon Toy Ya...
If you have
any knowledge of the 6 fingered letterboxer you may have seen
running out of the valley, this frog will want to know all the
(I hear that
there is a Blue Hole at the bottom of this road.)
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