ABOUT ME

From time to time, especially when embarking upon new software development or creating colorful web pages, Craig walks on water and leaps over tall buildings in a single bound. However, Craig is quiet and demure most of the time, for Craig knows that the MEN IN BLACK are armed and vigilant, and that such public crazy behavior might cause him to be sent back home, just like poor old ELVIS.

Craig was born on a small planet at the edge of one of the distant red-shifted galaxies, and arrived in the PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CALIFORNIA a few years after Craig's relatives made a somewhat noisier landing.

In a successful effort to avoid the MEN IN BLACK, Craig spent the next several years moving around the country at infrequent intervals, during which time Craig attended several different public, private, military, college, and trade schools completing his uncertified masters and doctorate in useless life education.

After several years in the PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CALIFORNIA, followed by several years in Arizona, followed by several years in Colorado. Craig now currently lives in northwest Arizona, a little over an hours drive from ART BELL's house. Craig is kind to children and little old ladies, and on good days he firmly believes the FORCE is with him as he uses only his mind to open those grocery store doors.

Craig is just old enough to remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. Now the air is dirty and sex is clean.

Craig publicly DENIES rumors that he is a member of the FBI, or any other law enforcement type of agency, but quietly acknowledges that he does own a badge and has been seen under cover at one of the local Denny's and/or Cracker Barrel restaurants once or twice while hiding from the MEN IN BLACK.

Thanks for Reading,
Craig