You Might Be A Redneck Ham!
      If you dummy load doubles as a spittoon
      If your long wire antenna doubles for a dog run.
      If your long wire antenna is really your wife's clothes line
      If you buy a new home and run the coax before you hook up the septic line or take
      The wheels off of it.
      If you have something living in the coax behind your operating table
      If your triband beam doubles as chicken roost
      If your dog knows Morse Code better than you do
      If your base radio is up on blocks
      If your computer monitor is up on blocks
      If you have more than five radios in your hamshack that dont work
      If your computer monitor is equipped with a gun rack
      If you ever used your radio to call your neighbors dog
      If you ever let a farm animal talk on our radio
      If you ever used your hand held radio to call up a buck
      If you cant operate mobile because your mag mount wont stick to Bondo
      If you spent more for a hamfest ticket than you did for your wife's birthday,
      anniversary and Christmas combined
      If you ever cleaned out the shack and took it to the hamfest and came home with more
      than you took.
      If you ever complained about the price of groceries and then bought yourself a new
      rig
      If you ever complained about the price of gasoline and had more than 3 radios in your
      vehicle
      If you ever named one of your kids Kenwood, Icom or Yaesu
      If your mobile antenna is a hazard to low flying planes or ever damaged an overpass
      If your hamshack doubles for an outhouse
      If you have visitors to your hamshack and have to use a shovel
      If your microphone is stained with tobacco juice   
      If you outhouse library has a ham radio magazine in it and it has pages missing
      If you ever operated from the porcelain room
      If you go north for the winter
      If you ever used your extendable ht antenna for a fishing pole
      If you ever cooked a hot dog on you antenna
      If your use your rubber duckie to scramble eggs
      If your ever rattled up a buck by calling CQ
      If you blame the mistakes you make while typing on the tobacco stains on your
      keyboard
      If you ever operated your radio from church
      If you ever used your rubber duckie to swat flys
      If you ever operated from an outhouse
      If you ever operated your radio while driving a tractor
      If you ever mounted an antenna to a buggy
      If you carry your ht in the bibs of your overalls, maybe along with your cellular phone.
      If the trustee of your local repeater is in the same grade as your ten year old child
      If the president of your hamclub  walks your child home from school because they are
       in the same grade
      If your rubber duckie has ear wax on it
      If you use your antenna for a dipstick
      If you ever used your rubber duckie to sample taste anything
      If you use your rubber duckie to type with
      If your spider antenna has more elements than you have teeth
      If you ever used your radio to call hogs
      If your cat ever answered a radio call for you
      If you ever stood on your roof with your ht to make a repeater
      If you ever used coax to string popcorn for your Christmas tree
      If you ever used old radio parts to decorate your Christmas tree
      If your dog carries your radio around for you
      If you ever used a rubber duckie to take the place of a pacifier
      If your ever started a net on the local repeater to have someone to talk to
      If you ever tried to belch in Morse Code
      If you ever talked on a radio that was sitting on one that didn't work
      If you carve your Thanksgiving turkey and find your ht
      If you use your Discone Antenna for a Christmas Tree
      If your Christmas lights blink with the transmissions of your base radio and you try to
      impress the neighbors by blinking out Jingle
      The above was provided by  Bob WD9FEG,    And where hear on the RedNeck Repeater
      146.775 WD9JCV/R in Dugger , IN    Please Tune In for the latest
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       Thanks  Bob....

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