SOUTHERN MEDICAL TERMS



  • Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight.

  • Artery......................... The study of paintings.

  • Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.

  • Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die.

  • Cesarean Section............... A neighborhood in Rome.

  • Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty.

  • Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.

  • Colic.......................... A sheep dog.

  • Coma........................... A punctuation mark.

  • D.............................. Where Washington is.

  • Dilate......................... To live long.

  • Enema.......................... Not a friend.

  • Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.

  • Fibula......................... A small lie.

  • Genital........................ Non-Jewish person.

  • G.I. Series.................... World Series of military baseball.

  • Hangnail....................... What you hang your coat on.

  • Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known.

  • Labor Pain..................... Getting hurt at work.

  • Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.

  • Morbid......................... A higher offer.

  • Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.

  • Node........................... I knew it.

  • Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.

  • Pap Smear...................... A fatherhood test.

  • Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.

  • Post Operative................. A letter carrier.

  • Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery.

  • Rectum......................... Just about killed him.

  • Secretion...................... Hiding something.

  • Seizure........................ Roman emperor.

  • Tablet......................... A small table.

  • Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.

  • Tumor.......................... One plus one more.

  • Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.

  • Varicose....................... Near




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