- Please use Yarded when you are at your
- The words "Fine Business",
"Hi Hi" and " Roger Roger" are not allowed.
- Use of expletives is strongly discouraged
from 12:00 am till 12:01 am Daily.
- Sexist remarks will be punished according to
the amusement inherent in them.
- Please remember it is now legal to use the
autopatch to order pizza.
- Please remember that there are more people
listening than talking so try not to be a bore.
- The use of extreme sarcasm to achieve
humiliation is approved.
- All use of puns will be punished.
- If "ahhhh's" make up more than 50%
of your transmission, your radio will be set to self-destruct!
- Soliciting for volunteers to guard
porta-potty's at major Portland events will not be tolerated.