In my adventures as a ham radio operator, I have discovered that aliens are peering at earth
through very high powered telescopes with cameras attached to them. Yes my friends, they
are taking pictures of us at our most intimate moments! This web page has a link to one of those
telescopes on a planet far, far away! If you will focus on the center white dot (yes that is it),
the aliens will forward your picture shortly! Just focus and don't press anything!
(If you see more than one dot, that means your are croseyed, just pick one!)