An ol' country boy and his young son arrived in the big city experiencing a new adventure.  Upon entering the office building where they were to transact their business, they observed an elevator for the first time.  They both stood there watching the large machine open it's doors allowing people to enter.  Moments later, after a frail little ol' elderly lady had passed through the doors, the machine opened again and produced a beautiful blonde with a Marilyn Monore figure.  The two ol' country boys turned and looked at each other, their mouths gapped wide open.  The father said ........."HURRY son...............go home and get your mama!"