An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old  child.  The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby.  The  child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.  "Hit him again,"  the 5 yr. old said.  "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!!"