A
midget went to the corner bar one night ordering the strongest drink
available. Once he had finished the drink, he asked who was the
strongest man in the room. When the bartender pointed the man out, the
midget approached the man, picked a fight, and whipped him. The next
night the midget returned. Again, he ordered the strongest drink,
picked a fight with the strongest man and won. Being concerned about
the loss of business, the bartender decided he needed to take some kind of
measures to end the midget's visits. He had a large... mean.... gorilla
delivered and placed in the men rest room. That night after the midget
had finished his drink, the bartender told him the strongest was in the rest
room. There were painful moans and loud noises echoing from the rest
room just shortly after the midget had entered. Then, the midget came
out.......walked up to the bartender and said........."whenever that guy
wakes up, tell him I put his fur coat in the trash can".