Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart boss + smart employee = profits A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend To be happy with a man you must love him a little Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't Married men live longer than single men, Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two A woman has the last word in any argument.
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she doesn't need
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
and understand him a lot
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all
Women somehow deteriorate overnight
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does
but married men are more willing to die
people remembering the same thing
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.