Ladies Be Assertive With Your Husbands


At the 1999 World Women's Conference the first speaker from England Stood up:

"At last years' conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But, after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."

The crowd cheered.

The second speaker from France stood up:

"After last years' Conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing but my washing as well."

The crowd cheered.

The third speaker from Alabama stood up:

"After last years' Conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his cooking, cleaning or shopping and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But, after the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye.

 


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