Indiscretions: Otis

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Indiscretions
copyright © 1993-2004
by H. Paul Shuch, Ph.D.

Otis

You asked if my member
Had a name
And all at once
I knew his must be Otis.
Like any good elevator
He goes up and down
Without complaint
All night long
At the touch of a button.
And as long
As you continue
Pushing my buttons,
You'll never use
The fire escape,
And need never fear
Otis stranding you
Between floors.
"Going up!"

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