So you think you're having a bad day?

A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio

and his wife was in the house in the kitchen.

The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle

and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear.

The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged

through a glass patio door and the motorcycle

dumped onto the floor inside the house.

The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining

room, and found her husband laying on the floor,

cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to

him and the patio door shattered.

The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance.

Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife

went down the several flights of long steps to the

street to direct the paramedics to her husband.

After the ambulance arrived and transported the

husband to the hospital, the wife uprighted the

motorcycle and pushed it outside.

Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife

obtained some papers towels, blotted up the gasoline,

and threw the towels in the toilet.

The husband was treated at the hospital and was

released to come home. After arriving home, he

looked at the shattered patio door and the

damage done to his motorcycle. He became

despondent, went into the bathroom, sat on

the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After

finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between

his legs into the toilet bowl while still seated.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud

explosion and her husband screaming. She ran

into the bathroom and found her husband laying

on the floor. His trousers had been blown away

and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the

back of his legs and his groin. The wife again

ran to the phone and called for an ambulance.

The same ambulance crew was dispatched and the

wife met them at the street. The paramedics

loaded the husband on the stretcher and began

carrying him to the street. While they were

going down the stairs to the street accompanied

by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the

wife how the husband had burned himself.

She told them and the paramedics started laughing

so hard, one of them tipped the stretcher and

dumped the husband out. He fell down the

remaining steps and broke his ankle.

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