"Small-town Nebraska." adj. Indicative and descriptive of things so crazy, they can only be true.

This picture features my sister-in-law Sally pointing out the toy section at Minden's (my hometown) five and dime store...bubble soap, footballs and soccer balls, lawn darts, live ammunition...you know, the regular stuff.

Why are tuba players so darn loud?!?! The Force...THAT is why.

Your local school board...teaching the essentials and keeping your kids safe in all of their endeavours.

Me as a everybody's favorite Greek, Zeus. Halloween 1999