Notice:

The awards noted on the previous page are all fake. If you would like to take these awards for your own site, feel free. The awards are the product of a distinctly disturbed, yet immaginative mind. There is, to my knowledge, no such thing as Basilstone Chewing Gum. IF there is, and you are a representative of said chewing gum company, I am truly sorry to have sullied your name on my website.

-Management