Central Illinois Skywarn: High Hair
We will give part credit. Actually, the dandruff particles are measured with lasers. However, the practice was stopped when Head and Shoulders was invented and they found it tended to cook people's brains. I never liked that bright light in my eyes anyway.
Serious Safety Note:
If your hair stands on end in or near a thunderstorm and it's not due to wind, immediately squat and bend forward putting your hands on your knees. Lightning may about to strike. See the Lincoln Weather Service Webpage for more information.
Try again.
Tell me, and move on.
© Mark Sefried and Lindsey Ross Block