OK I still have a sense of humor.  I found this on the web at a site belonging to AC6V.  Lots of neat stuff!  Here goes!

DX MOVIES BY AC6V
Pileup On The Orient Express
Gone With The Wind -- A Yagi Story
Dxpedition To Skull Island By K1NG/KØNG
Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Lid
First BLØOD
The Maltese Falklands
To Live and Let Diode -- ØØ73
CasaBlanker
Citizen Band
Key Largo
HamaLot -- The Old DXer is at it again
Silence Of The Hams - Starring Rachel Squelch
Contact - Starring AL1IEN
Zulu -- The Ultimate PileUp!!
Fifth Element -- Story about a 4 element yagi starring Bruce Willis
Custer's Last QSO -- He left the Sabers, Gatling Guns & HT's at the Fort!!!
ZULU Dawn -- Durnford didn't do well either!!
ZULU Dawn -- GrayLine Prequel
M1SH MASH -- With RF Burns
Gone With The Windom -- The Sequel
Nightmare On Elmer Street -- With JA1SON
VERTICAL!! Directed By Alfred Switchbox
Name is James, Call is BØND -- Agent ØØ73

GREAT HAM LIES - By AC6V
I only own one radio!!
Ur 599 (ur call again please).
Your QSL is in the Mail
I'll Never Build Another Kit Project
I bought my mint TS-950SDX for $300.00.
I worked em on the first call.
I never worked DX on a net!!
After a long boring QSO:

Just got the ____ call.
We're losing propagation (wiggle the RF Pwr control)
QRM Now -- Better Sign while we can!
OOpps -- there's the doorbell
Gotta land line OM -- 73
OOppss Rover!!! Gotta run and empty the dog!!
From The Strange Mind Of AC6V

HALLOWEEN CALLS
GHØST -- BLØOD -- W1TCH -- S1REN -- B1RE -- GHØUL -- SPØOK -- AL1EN

XMAS CALLS
NØEL** -- G1FT -- KR1S** -- KR1NGL -- RE1NDR -- N1CK
** Issued Calls

QUESTIONABLE CALLS
PHØNY -- DX4U -- 6L6GC -- RG8U -- ST1NK
-- SL1M -- P1RTE -- NØQSL -- DX1S -- NØDX**
-- WH1M -- L1D -- GR1D -- WØW -- OZØNE -- LØGUN
NØQSL NØQRM WØRK NØPE NØISY KNØW

ALØHA --- Alaska? Hawaii? where? -- any way -- bye
** Issued Call

Are these calls actually issued -- look em up??
N9CAT N6PIG K9PIG (huh) N1HOG W1HAM NØEL
N6SSB N9MOO
N1YUK sez Yep, that's me! Number one YUK
WA1EAT -- Was mistaken for a special event station on Thanksgiving Day!
W2COP W2CU N6RIG KR1S WØMAN
Then there is possibly the shortest call in the USA -- N1DIT
Back home in Topeka, we have a ham NØTAX -- Howd He Do That? -- KC0AD
N5BYE
W1COP is a retired policeman with 25 yrs service, Wife is W1SUE "Sue"
NØDX NØISE N1TP
NØNE -- Person Without A Call????
NØFUN .. Hmm - Wonder What's He Doing??
N8DXR (The Innate DXer)
K6FOX (a YL) W4GOD
OZ2ZZZ and OZ5ZZZ (Sleepy Contest Stations)
Real club call (now abandoned):
VE3YDX - (why DX?) "because it's there"
NA8V - obviously not a "native" of Florida
73 KA3OUT
Wait Tony - before you sign what is your full call ??
All I got was KA3