WIFE SAYS	WIFE MEANS
You want	You want
We need	I want
It's your decision	I'll decide
Do what you want	You'll pay for this later
We need to talk	I need to complain
Sure...go ahead	I don't want you to
I'm not upset	Of course I'm upset, you moron
You're...so manly	You need a shave and you sweat alot
You're certainly attentive tonight	Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional!	I'm on my period
Be romantic, turn out the lights	I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient	I want a new house
I want new curtains	and carpeting, and furniture...
Hang the picture there	No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise	I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me?	I want something expensive
How much do you love me?	I want something REAL expensive