Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
| 1. | ATD | At The Doctor's |
| 2. | BFF | Best Friend Farted |
| 3. | BTW | Bring The Wheelchair |
| 4. | BYOT | Bring Your Own Teeth |
| 5. | CBM | Covered By Medicare |
| 6. | CUATSC | See You At The Senior Center |
| 7. | DWI | Driving While Incontinent |
| 8. | FWB | Friend With Beta Blockers |
| 9. | FWIW | Forgot Where I Was |
| 10. | FYI | Found Your Insulin |
| 11. | GGPBL | Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! |
| 12. | GHA | Got Heartburn Again |
| 13. | HGBM | Had Good Bowel Movement |
| 14. | IMHO | Is My Hearing-Aid On? |
| 15. | LMDO | Laughing My Dentures Out |
| 16. | LOL | Living On Lipitor |
| 17. | LWO | Lawrence Welk's On |
| 18. | OMMR | On My Massage Recliner |
| 19. | OMSG | Oh My! Sorry, Gas. |
| 20. | ROFL... CGU | Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up |
| 21. | SGGP | Sorry, Gotta Go Poop |
| 22. | TTYL | Talk To You Louder |
| 23. | WAITT | Who Am I Talking To? |
| 24. | WTFA | Wet The Furniture Again |
| 25. | WTP | Where's The Prunes? |
| 26. | WWNO | Walker Wheels Need Oil |
| 27. | GLKI | Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In |
Last update: 14 Jan. 2011