NEW Different colors from previous version.
ALL NEW Software is not compatible with previous version.
EXCLUSIVE We're the only one who has documentation.
UNMATCHED Almost as good as the competition.
DESIGN SIMPLICITY Developed on a shoe-string budget.
FOOLPROOF OPERATION All parameters are hard-coded.
ADVANCED DESIGN Upper management doesn't understand it.
IT'S HERE AT LAST Released a 26 week project in 48 weeks.
FIELD TESTED Manufacturing doesn't have a test system.
HIGH ACCURACY All the directories compare.
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT Finally got one to work.
UNPRECEDENTED PERFORMANCE Nothing ever ran this slow before.
REVOLUTIONARY Disk drives go round and round.
BREAKTHROUGH It finally booted on the first try.
FUTURISTIC It will only run on a next generation supercomputer.
NO MAINTENANCE Impossible to fix.
PERFORMANCE PROVEN Works through Beta test.
MEETS QUALITY STANDARDS It compiles without errors.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED We'll send you another pack if it fails for any reason.
STOCK ITEM We shipped it once before and can do it again.