| 1. | Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi |
| 2. | 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton |
| 3. | 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 micro Scope |
| 4. | Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond |
| 5. | Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram |
| 6. | Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong |
| 7. | 16.5 feet of silver in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling |
| 8. | Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon |
| 9. | 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz |
| 10. | Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower |
| 11. | Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line |
| 12. | 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake |
| 13. | 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone |
| 14. | 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles |
| 15. | 365.25 days = 1 unicycle |
| 16. | 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbird |
| 17. | 52 cards = 1 decacards |
| 18. | 1000 kilograms of falling figs = 1 FigNewton |
| 19. | 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen |
| 20. | 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche |
| 21. | 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin |
| 22. | 10 rations = 1 decoration |
| 23. | 100 rations = 1 C-ration |
| 24. | 2 monograms = 1 diagram |
| 25. | 8 nickels = 2 paradigms |
| 26. | 4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing = 1 IV League |
| 27. | 100 Senators = Not 1 decision |
| 28. | Time interval between hitting the delete key and then realizing that file is needed = 1 onoseceond |
Last update: 13 Sep. 2008