| THEY WRITE | THEY MEAN |
| It has long been known that... | I haven't bothered to look up the original reference |
| ...of great theoretical and practical importance | ...interesting to me |
| While it has not been possible to provide definite answers to these questions. | The experiments didn't work out, but I figured I could at least get a publication out of it. |
| The W-Pb system was chosen as especially suitable to show the predicted behavior... | The fellow in the next lab had some already made up |
| High purity... Very high purity... Extremely high purity... Super-purity... Spectroscopically pure... | Composition unknown except for the exaggerated claims of the supplier |
| A fiducial reference line... | A scratch |
| Three of the samples were chosen for detailed study... | The results of the others didn't make sense and were ignored.. |
| ...handled with extreme care during the experiments | ...not dropped on the floor |
| Typical results are shown... | The best results are shown... |
| Although some detail has been lost in reproduction, it is clear from the original micrograph that... | It is impossible to tell from the micrograph |
| Presumably at longer times... | I didn't take the time to find out |
| The agreement with the predicted curve is excellent | fair |
| good | poor |
| satisfactory | doubtful |
| fair | imaginary |
| ...as good as could be expected | non-existent |
| These results will be reported at a later date | I might get around to this sometime |
| The most reliable values are those of Jones | He was a student of mine |
| It is suggested that... It is believed that... It may be that... | I think... |
| It is generally believed that.... | I have such a good objection to this answer that I shall now raise it. |
| It is clear that much additional work will be required before a complete understanding... | I don't understand it |
| Unfortunately, a quantitative theory to account for these effects has not been formulated | Neither does anybody else |
| Correct within an order of magnitude | Wrong |
| It is to be hoped that this work will stimulate further work in the field | This paper isn't very good but neither are any of the others on this miserable subject |
| Thanks are due to Joe Glotz for assistance with the experiments and to John Doe for valuable discussions. | Glotz did the work and Doe explained what it meant. |