Glossary for Engineers

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Engineers Write Engineers Mean
I utilized modular impact testing tools... I threw a wrench at it
I implemented a real-time acoustic stability check I listened for weird noises
I applied targeted kinetic force via handheld actuator I hit it with a hammer.
I performrd a recursive alignment of human and mechanical interfaces I tried turning the knob the other way
I deployed passive stress redistribution elements I leaned on it really hard
I initiated a complete power cycle reversal I turned it off and on again.