1. | If Dilbert is your hero |
2. | If you stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE |
3. | If you want a 2 TB disk drive for Christmas |
4. | If you can name 6 Star Trek episodes |
5. | If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail |
6. | If your wrist watch has more computing power than a typical PC |
7. | If your idea of good interpersonal communications means getting the decimal point in the right place |
8. | If you look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys |
9. | If you introduce your wife as "[email protected]" |
10. | If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner |
11. | If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie |
12. | If you use a CAD package to design your son's Pine Wood Derby car |
13. | If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging coats and taping ducts |
14. | If, at Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string |
15. | If you window shop at Radio Shack |
16. | If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest Sci-Fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies |
17. | If you have "Dilbert" comics displayed anywhere in your work area |
18. | If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a test that actually takes 5 minutes to run |
19. | If you are convinced that you can build a phazer out of your garage door opened and your camera's flash attachment |
20. | If you don't even know where the cover to your personal computer is |
21. | If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven |
22. | If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush |
23. | If you own "Official Star Trek" anything |
24. | If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside |
25. | If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception |
26. | If you ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project |
27. | If you are currently gathering the components to build your own nuclear reactor |
28. | If you own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts |
29. | If you have never backed-up your hard drive |
30. | If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing games but are afraid to say it out loud |
31. | If you trule believe aliens are living among us |
32. | If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance |
33. | If you have ever purchased an electronic appliance "as-is" |
34. | If you see a good design and still have to change it |
35. | If the salespeople at Best Buy can't answer any of your questions |
36. | If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it |
37. | If the thought that a CD could refer to finance or music never enters your mind |
38. | If you own a set of itty-bitty screw drivers but you don't remember where they are |
39. | If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires |
40. | If you have a funtcioning home copier machine but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal |
41. | If you have more toys than your kids |
42. | If you need a checklist to turn on the TV |
43. | If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name |
44. | If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work |
45. | If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight |
46. | If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush up to the front to fix it |
47. | If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary |
48. | If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery Channel and have seen most of the shows already |
49. | If you have ever owned a calculator with no equal key and know what RPN stands for |
50. | If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family's first color TV with a manifying lens to see how they made the colors and you grew up thniking that was normal |
51. | If you know how to take the cover off of yur computer and what size screw driver to use |
52. | If you can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting |
53. | If people groan at the party when you pick out the music |
54. | If you can't remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time this week |
55. | If you did the sound system for your senior prom |
56. | If your checkbook always balances |
57. | If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone |
58. | If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life |
59. | If you thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the Mission Controllers |
60. | If you think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep |
61. | If you spend more on your home computer than your car |
62. | If you know what http:// stands for |
63. | If you've ever tried to repair a $5.00 radio |
64. | If you have a neatly sorted collection of old bolts and nuts in your garage |
65. | If your 3 year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to explain atmospheric absorption theory |
66. | If your lap-top computer costs more than your car |
67. | If your 4 basic food groups are: 1. Caffeine 2. Fat 3. Sugar 4. Chocolate |
Last update: 22 Oct. 2010