You may be an engineer

1.If Dilbert is your hero
2.If you stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE
3.If you want a 2 TB disk drive for Christmas
4.If you can name 6 Star Trek episodes
5.If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
6.If your wrist watch has more computing power than a typical PC
7.If your idea of good interpersonal communications means getting the decimal point in the right place
8.If you look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys
9.If you introduce your wife as "[email protected]"
10.If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
11.If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
12.If you use a CAD package to design your son's Pine Wood Derby car
13.If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging coats and taping ducts
14.If, at Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string
15.If you window shop at Radio Shack
16.If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest Sci-Fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies
17.If you have "Dilbert" comics displayed anywhere in your work area
18.If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a test that actually takes 5 minutes to run
19.If you are convinced that you can build a phazer out of your garage door opened and your camera's flash attachment
20.If you don't even know where the cover to your personal computer is
21.If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven
22.If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
23.If you own "Official Star Trek" anything
24.If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside
25.If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception
26.If you ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project
27.If you are currently gathering the components to build your own nuclear reactor
28.If you own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts
29.If you have never backed-up your hard drive
30.If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing games but are afraid to say it out loud
31.If you trule believe aliens are living among us
32.If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
33.If you have ever purchased an electronic appliance "as-is"
34.If you see a good design and still have to change it
35.If the salespeople at Best Buy can't answer any of your questions
36.If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
37.If the thought that a CD could refer to finance or music never enters your mind
38.If you own a set of itty-bitty screw drivers but you don't remember where they are
39.If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires
40.If you have a funtcioning home copier machine but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal
41.If you have more toys than your kids
42.If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
43.If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name
44.If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work
45.If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
46.If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush up to the front to fix it
47.If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
48.If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery Channel and have seen most of the shows already
49.If you have ever owned a calculator with no equal key and know what RPN stands for
50.If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family's first color TV with a manifying lens to see how they made the colors and you grew up thniking that was normal
51.If you know how to take the cover off of yur computer and what size screw driver to use
52.If you can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting
53.If people groan at the party when you pick out the music
54.If you can't remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time this week
55.If you did the sound system for your senior prom
56.If your checkbook always balances
57.If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
58.If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
59.If you thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the Mission Controllers
60.If you think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep
61.If you spend more on your home computer than your car
62.If you know what http:// stands for
63.If you've ever tried to repair a $5.00 radio
64.If you have a neatly sorted collection of old bolts and nuts in your garage
65.If your 3 year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to explain atmospheric absorption theory
66.If your lap-top computer costs more than your car
67.If your 4 basic food groups are: 1. Caffeine 2. Fat 3. Sugar 4. Chocolate

Last update: 22 Oct. 2010