How to Identify Where a Driver is From

One hand on steering wheel and one hand on horn -- New York;

One hand on steering wheel and one finger out window -- Chicago;

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper while reading it and foot
solidly on accelerator -- Boston;

One hand on steering wheel cradling cell phone & brick on accelerator -- California;

Same as above plus gun in lap -- Los Angeles;

Both hands on steering wheel, eyes completely shut both feet on brake and
quivering in terror -- Ohio but driving in California;

Both hands in air gesturing wildly, both feet on accelerator and talking to
someone in back seat -- Italy;

One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake and
mind on game -- Seattle;

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating both between both
feet being on accelerator and both on brake while throwing a McDonalds bag out
the window -- Texas city male;

One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out window, keeping speed steadily at 70
mph, driving down center of road unless coming around a blind curve, in which
case they are on left side of lane -- Texas country male;

One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show the different
angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush and rat-tail to
keep helmet hair going, both feet on accelerator, poodle steering the car,
chrome .38 revolver with Mother of Pearl inlaid handle in glove
compartment -- Texas female;

Both hands on steering wheel, in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking
the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own and an
other's car -- Colorado;

One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand waving a gun
out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for landmark
along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any bullets that
didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter -- Colorado resident on
spotting a car with a Texas plate;

Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on
floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna -- West Virginia male;

Junker driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who is now wearing
a barrel -- Las Vegas;

Two hands gripping steering wheel, blue hair barely visible above window
level, driving 35 mph on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker
on -- Florida "seasoned citizen" driver.