Auto Acronyms

Did you know that the name of your car has a hidden meaning?

AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Beautiful Masterpiece on Wheels
Break My Windows
Brutal Money Waster
Big Money Waste
Broken Money Waster
Blasphemes Motorized Wreck
Born Moderately Wealthy
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brings Me Women
BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CHEVY Change Heads, Engine, or Valves Yearly
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Your Vehicle Expels Hydro-Carbons - (Backwards)
CHEVROLET Cranks Hard Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
Cracks Heads Eats Valves Races Only Little Electric Toys
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE Drinks Oil, Drops Gears Everywhere
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
FIAT Fix It Again Tony
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Failure In Automotive Technology
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Found In A Toilet
FORD Fix Or Repair Daily
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Flip Over Read Directions
Found On the Road - Dead
Found Off Road Daily
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto
Freakin Off Road Disaster
Freakin Ornery Road Demon
Freakin Off Road Demon
F***ed On Race Day
F***ed Over Road Debris
F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
F***en Owner Really Dumb
F***en Over Rated Disaster
F***er Only Runs Downhill
Driver Returns On Foot - (Backwards)
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fault Of R&D
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
GM General Maintenance
GMC Garage Mans Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Get More Crap
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
HONDA Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
JAGUAR Just Another Gearbox Under Annual Repair
JEEP Just Empty Every Pocket
Just Enough Extra Parts
LOTUS Lots Of Troubles Usually Serious
Lots Of Tits Und Sex
Leaking Oil Tears Up Starter
Lectronics Or Timing Usually Shorts
Send Us Tips On Lucas - (Backwards)
MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MG More Garbage
Mostly Garbage
MOPAR Mostly Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Most Often Passed At Races
Move Over People Are Racing
OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
Plymouth Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood
Pontiac Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac
Porsche Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
Such An Arrogant Bastard
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Some Ass Actually Bought it
TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Ownership
VW Virtually Worthless

Thanks to Ricky, Chris, Jarrett, Rick, Jon and Ken for contributions...

Last update: 11 Aug. 2003