(Finally) a mathematical proof of the

Dilbert Principle:

 As every engineer knows:

Power = Work / Time.

Since:

Knowledge = Power,

And

Time is Money,

Then

Knowledge = Work / Money.

Solving for Money we get:

Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, Money approaches infinity as Knowledge approaches zero. (Regardless of the work done.)

QED: The less you know, the more money you make.

You knew that someone would eventually prove this, didn't you?
This is apparently the work of Robert Kehrer <[email protected]>.