Here's
an ode to the lowly grit.
The more
you eat the better they git.
Ye can get
'em yellow, ye can get 'em white,
makes no
difference if you cook 'em right!
Eat 'em at
breakfast, lunch or dinner.
Anytime
ye eat 'em, they're a winner.
Eat 'em
with eggs and a little meat,
Without
grits no meals complete!
Some folks
like 'em kinda bland.
Others say
butter makes 'em grand.
As for me,
just bring 'em on.
ain't no
way to fix 'em wrong!
There's a
special place in my heart
for the
farmers who do their part.
To them
I owe many thank ye's.
'cause without
grits, we'd all be Yankees!
Now don't
ya'll Yankees start a fuss.
We're glad
ya'll moved here with us.
Pick up
a spoon and put 'em in your mouth,
you'll thank
God you moved down South!
The best
advice I've ever given,
if you ain't
eatin' grits, then you ain't livin!
then you'll
enter at Heaven's gate,
and you'll
find grits are on your plate!
Let me make
just one more rhyme.
It'll soon
be breakfast time.
No matter
where you go to eat,
be sure
you get that Heavenly treat. GRITS !!!!!
(c) 1997, William D. Faulkner KS4AA / Grit #1