Special Rush Job Calendar

This is a special calendar which has been developed for handling rush jobs.

All rush jobs are wanted yesterday. With this calendar a client can order his work on the 7th and have it delivered on the 3rd.
Everyone wants his job done by Friday, so there are three Fridays in every week.
There are eight new days at the end of the month for those end-of-the-week-jobs.
There is no 1st of the month, so there can't be late delivery of end-of-the-month on the 1st.
A "Blue Monday" or Monday morning hang-over can't happen as all Mondays have been eliminated.
There are no bothersome non-productive Saturdays and Sundays, so there's no compensatory leave or overtime to worry about.
With no 15th, 30th or 31st, no "time-off" is necessary for chasing salary cheques or paying bills - in fact, there's no salary cheque either.
A very special day is "MIRDAY" - A special day each week for performing miracles.