What I've Learned So Far
* If your math teacher says you need to know something, write it down!
* Don't fall asleep during a teachers lecture.
* That Humpty Dumpty's mom probably told him something like this: "I've told you once! I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall but do you listen to me nooooooo......!!!!!!"
* Don't run across the street if the roads icy.
* The saying is Houston we have a problem, not Henry
* Always be careful when eating grapes
* Don't go in the wave pool if you can't swim
* Don't move when your sister is curling your hair
* Never jump over a dog when trying to retrieve a basketball
* Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!!!
* Great people are hard to find but I know one! S*a*s
* Never wake up someone who is sleep walking!!!