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Dear THE DX MAGAZINE:
I just received K1BV’new DX Awards Directory,
an excellent work, listing over 2,400 awards. However, one for which I would
already qualify is missing, and I am suggesting that a civic-minded and enterprising
fellow should sponsor it, promising that I would apply for it.
I recommend the following a set of rules for a three level program:
1. THE SMALL DUPE AWARD should be awarded for obtaining 10
points. No cards are required; just a list of 10 contacts made and logged with
various slims and pirates and the amount of donation, if any, was sent with
each QSL request.
Each request sent through the bureau counts one point and the ones sent directly
with self-addressed envelopes and a couple of green stamps will yield two points.
If the applicant received a no-good QSL card , like my P5RS7, allegedly from
North Korea, it will count three points.
Each contact with Don Miller or Roman Stepanenko a.k.a. Romeo, from one of their
unlicensed fantasy trips, or operating from a different country than it was
claimed, would count for four points.
2. THE BIG SCHNOOK AWARD will be given for totaling 30 points, counting as above,
including five points for working and receiving
a QSL card from a ghost of a long
deleted and not yet reinstated country, such
as my ZC6B, any Italian operating as
0S1A and claiming that he is in the independent
Principality of Seborga, or any
sharpie operating from North Cyprus as 1B1NCC
saying that it is a separate
country. Additionally, five points should be
given for each insurance contact made
with the same slim or pirate station.
3. THE GREAT SUCKER AWARD should be awarded for making 50 points,
counting as
above, plus five points for each questionable
operation accepted for DXCC, such as
my XY0RR card. Another five points should be
given for each received good QSL for
which a donation was sent, but no contact was
ever made, like my “...” card. (I may
be a great sucker, but I am not stupid enough
to fill in the blank.)
A 10-point bonus should be given toward any of the above three
awards for a QSO made with UB5JRR, a callsign that vanished under mysterious
circumstances, or with AH0M is Saipan, with a mailing address listed in Callbook
as Southhold, NY, created as a similarly obscure event. Both calls allegedly
belong to a man inspired by a work of Shakespeare.
As one who followed the rule “work first and worry later,” I diligently accumulated
many points for these awards.
The fee should bee around $20.00, payable in any convertible hard currency or
not convertible play money that many countries are issuing these days; IRCs,
both correctly and incorrectly stamped, even the ones not stamped at all; personal
checks drawn on any off-shore bank. Fresh and crispy Xerox copies of good banknotes
should also be accepted. Confederate money, sacks of rubles, as well as I.O.U.s
from friends and family members should also be honored.
The $20.00 fee may seem to be too stiff, but that much of genuine, good looking
banknotes I sent to a bunch of Ukrainians and Bulgarians for a couple of 5A1A
cards, and now I am a Great Sucker, but no award to show for it.
In conclusion, if my modest suggestion has offended anybody, I am sorry, but
I intended to do so.