Remeber it!
UNDER CONSTRUCTION!
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You're ham?
1. YOUR WIFE SAID "LETS GO SEE AUNT ANNA AND YOU THOUGHT SHE SAID ANTENNA!
2. YOUR WIFE SAID "COULD YOU CUT THE GRASS?" AND YOU THOUGHT SHE SAID POUND
THE BRASS!
3. YOUR WIFE SAID "WE'VE BEEN INVITED TO BREAKFAST AND YOU THOUGHT SHE SAID
HAM FEST!
4. YOUR WIFE SAID "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE CHECK BOOK AND YOU THOUGHT
SHE SAID LOG BOOK!
5. YOUR WIFE SAID "IS MY SEAM STRAIGHT? AND YOU THOUGHT SHE SAID, " IS MY BEAM
STRAIGHT?''
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An OM will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
An XYL will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A YL worries about the future until she gets an OM.
An OM never worries about the future until he gets an XYL!
A successful OM is one who makes more money than his XYL can spend.
A successful YL is one who can find such a man!
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