 There's a Senior Airman driving from McChord AFB to Ft Lewis, and an Army Corporal driving from Ft Lewis to McChord AFB. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Senior Airman manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says,....."Man, I am really lucky to be alive!" Likewise the Army Corporal scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, ..... "I can't believe I survived this wreck!" The Corporal walks over to the Airman and says,...... "Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of archrivals" The Airman thinks for a moment and says, ...... "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. I'm gonna see what else survived this wreck" So the Airman pops open his trunk and finds a full, unopened bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Corporal, "I think this is another sign from God that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship" The Corporal replies, "You're damn right!" and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle the Corporal hands it back to the Airman and says, "Your turn!" The Airman twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh, I think I'll wait for the cops to show up."
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