What is the Purpose of Life?
We are here for God's enjoyment.

1. "Do not worship any other gods besides me.
2. "Do not make idols of any kind, whether in the shape of birds or animals or fish.
3. "Do not misuse the name of the LORD your God. The LORD will not let you go unpunished if you misuse his name.
4. "Remember to observe the Sabbath day by keeping it holy.
5. "Honor your father and mother. Then you will live a long, full life in the land the LORD your God will give you.
6. "Do not murder.
7. "Do not commit adultery.
8. "Do not steal.
9. "Do not testify falsely against your neighbor.
10. "Do not covet your neighbor's house. Do not covet your neighbor's wife, male or female servant, ox or donkey, or anything else your neighbor owns."

1. Beware of the lightening that lurks in the undischarged capacitor lest it cause thee to be bounded upon they backside in a most ungentlemanly manner.
2. Cause thou the switch that supplies large quantities of juice to be opened and thus tagged, so that they days may be long on earth.
3. Prove to thyself that all circuits that radiate and upon which thou workest are grounded, lest they lift thee to a high frequency potential and cause the to radiate as well.
4. Take care that thou use the proper method when thou takes the measure of high voltage, that it not incinerate both thee and the meter; for verily, though thou hast no account number and canst be easily replaced , the meter doth have such and shall bring great woe upon the supply department.
5. Tarry not amongst those who engage in intentional shocks, for they are surely non-believers and not long for this world.
6. Take care thou tamper not with interlocks and safety devices, for this shall incur the wrath of thy seniors, and unleash the fury of the safety officer down upon they head and shoulders.
7. Work not with energized equipment; for if thou doest, thy buddies will surely be buying beers without thee and thy space at the bar will be filled by another.
8. Verily, verily, I say unto thee; never service high voltage equipment alone; for electric cooking is a slothful process, and thou mightiest sizzle in thine own fat for hours before thy Maker seethe fit to end thy misery, and draw thee to His fold.
9. Trifle not with radio active tubes and substances, lest thou commence to glow in the darkness like unto a lightening bug.
10. Commit thou to memory of the prophets, which are written in the Instruction Books; they give thee the straight dope and steer thee away from error.