THIS JOKE HAS GOT TO BE NOMINATED

FOR JOKE OF THE YEAR!

George. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same

barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different

barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start

a conversation for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair

reached for the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No

thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a

whorehouse. " The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about

you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a

whorehouse smells like."