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They were in no mood for chatter, and I saw what was the matter
When they stripped off all my clothes, and inserted this big hose…
They jabbed me and they stabbed me and then sent me on my way,
Two small androids, seven Vulcans, and a Gray.
The cops were not believing, thought I was deceiving,
Lying, hallucinating or drunk.
The hearing they conducted proved I'd been abducted,
Though Skeptical Inquirer said it's all bunk.
Now I'm treated like an oddity, a saleable commodity
On Late Night with Art Bell, and the Sightings show as well.
At each MOFON con I can tell my tale all day
Of two small androids,
And that wise and silent Gray.
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