This is my webpage. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master life. My webpage, without me, is useless. Without my webpage, I am useless.
The Book of James Matthew Ch.1 Verse 1
On the evening of the last day of creation, the internet was lifeless and without form. So God said, "Let there be a website dedicated to all things about Jim. Make the website fruitful and interesting in content so that the web surfers and geeks enjoy its bounty. Let this website be pointless and unlimited in its uselessness." Up out of the bandwidth arose a website dedicated to all things about Jim. The website was fruitful and interesting in content. And no other website could match its uselessness in all the world to come. It was so, and it was good.
Jamesology Contact Information:
James M. Kuehn
P.O. Box 85
Heartwell, NE 68945
E-Mail: jmk@jamesology.com
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/jimmykuehn
Twitter: TractorAttack
Internet Messaging/Chat
Google Messenger: jimkuehn@gmail.com
AOL Instant Messenger: Tractor Attacker
Windows Messenger: Tractor Attacker
Who be this relentless geek?
Born: January 9th 1976
Wife: Lenetta
Spawn: Jalen
Education: Minden High School, USAF Technical School Biloxi, MS, Maryland University, CCC
Occupation: Ag Production Engineering
Hobbies: Flying, Ham Radio, Beer Making, Hunting and Fishing
Details:
This self made thousandaire was born in Minden , NE on a cold winter day, grew up on a farm near Heartwell, and graduated high school from Minden . Already a phenom and promising do-gooder destined to save the world from evil, days after his graduation he joined the USAF as a Ground Radio Technician. As a trained USAF killer, he traveled extensively seeing 24 countries and 4 continents. He worked hand in hand with U.S. Pacific & NATO Forces stopping the likes of the villainous Slobodan Milosevic and North Korea 's mad man leader Kim Jung Ill.
“I'm a killer, I don't do paperwork.
I throw away test equipment,
I kill people and eat gonads, it's what I do.”
At the end of his decorated military career this crack commando was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. Jim promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Nebraska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a farmer of fortune. If you are hungry, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire the J-Team.
Today, he farms with his wife, father, and mother near the outskirts of the metropolis of Heartwell. They produce approximately 1,700,000 lbs of beef, 70,000 bu. of corn, 12,500 bu. of beans, and 4000 bu. of wheat annually. On paper Jim holds the rank of V.P. for the family farm corporation. Despite this lofty title, he's still just a peon to his Uncle Eddie.
Jim is also an outspoken Christian conservative that believes there is some room for open mindedness but not at the expense of common sense. Politically Jim leans more Libertarian than Republican.
Finally, in the past, Jim might have talked the talk and walked the walk in a rugged fancy free kind of way, but make no mistake about it! When Lenetta, his wife, cracks the whip, he comes a runnin' like a whimpering puppy. What a damn sissy.