Aide Memoire
While waiting for his airplane a friend of mine saw a pilot walk by carrying his flight case.
Memories.....
Three old ladies are sitting in a cafe, chatting about various things.
Tractors....
Q. What do you call a person who was a great fan and collector of agricultural tractors and then lost interest in them?
A. An Extractor Fan!
Marriage..........
Q. How do most men define marriage?
A. A very expensive way to get your laundry done FREE!
On the bag in big Letters was the word CAUTION !
Leaning closer, my friend read...............................
"To make the little houses get smaller pull back on the stick"
One old lady says,"You know I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs,
and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down".
The second lady says,"You think thats bad? The other day I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember
whether I was going to bed or had just woken up"!
The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory's just as good as it's always been, knock on wood". She raps the table.
With a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's There"?