We got some new kitties for Christmas.

Names? uh, the black & white one is "Cute Kitty", and the orange one is "dumb kitty".
Ya, i know that's not their real names, but who ever calls their cats by their proper names?
It's always "Neenee" or "Foofoo" or "Keekee".
And why is it that any dog that is small enough for my cat to eat is named "precious"?
Why not just name it "lunch"?