Once again, it feels great to be able to stand for the national anthem.  Good Luck, Mr. Bush.

It was difficult to be patriotic while a draft dodger was in the highest office, but it would have been even worse had Gore been elected.  How could a veteran sell his soul to a liar and draft dodger.

I wish I could remember what I saw on a bumper sticker here in Houston, but it went something like this :
  "Freedom has a different taste for those who served, than for those who stayed home".  How true.

Equal Rights, huh.  They now get half our income, the better car, the house, the kids, and most of the retirement.  I am
all for "Equal Rights".

It's not my place to run the train, the whistle I cannot blow;  It's not my place to say how far the train is allowed to go,
It is not my place to blow off steam, nor clang the bell.  But just let the damn thing jump the tracks, and see who
catches hell...........

It's called "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken....................

Confucious say "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

Women should learn : "Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's down put it up. "

Women should learn : "Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument."