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What is a good man?
A teacher of a bad man.
What is a bad man?
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Much of the excitement we get out of our work is that we don't really
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-- E. Dijkstra
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The Man Who Almost Invented The Vacuum Cleaner
The man officially credited with inventing the vacuum cleaner is
Hubert Cecil Booth. However, he got the idea from a man who almost
In 1901 Booth visited a London music-hall. On the bill was an
American inventor with his wonder machine for removing dust from carpets.
The machine comprised a box about one foot square with a bag on top.
After watching the act -- which made everyone in the front six rows sneeze
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"It should suck not blow," said Booth, coming straight to the
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the dust around the room," Booth informed him. "Suck? Suck? Sucking is
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