WIFE SAYS | WIFE MEANS |
You want | You want |
We need | I want |
It's your decision | I'll decide |
Do what you want | You'll pay for this later |
We need to talk | I need to complain |
Sure...go ahead | I don't want you to |
I'm not upset | Of course I'm upset, you moron |
You're...so manly | You need a shave and you sweat alot |
You're certainly attentive tonight | Is sex all you ever think about? |
I'm not emotional! | I'm on my period |
Be romantic, turn out the lights | I have flabby thighs |
This kitchen is so inconvenient | I want a new house |
I want new curtains | and carpeting, and furniture... |
Hang the picture there | No, I mean hang it there! |
I heard a noise | I noticed you were almost asleep |
Do you love me? | I want something expensive |
How much do you love me? | I want something REAL expensive |