Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
1. | ATD | At The Doctor's |
2. | BFF | Best Friend Farted |
3. | BTW | Bring The Wheelchair |
4. | BYOT | Bring Your Own Teeth |
5. | CBM | Covered By Medicare |
6. | CUATSC | See You At The Senior Center |
7. | DWI | Driving While Incontinent |
8. | FWB | Friend With Beta Blockers |
9. | FWIW | Forgot Where I Was |
10. | FYI | Found Your Insulin |
11. | GGPBL | Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! |
12. | GHA | Got Heartburn Again |
13. | HGBM | Had Good Bowel Movement |
14. | IMHO | Is My Hearing-Aid On? |
15. | LMDO | Laughing My Dentures Out |
16. | LOL | Living On Lipitor |
17. | LWO | Lawrence Welk's On |
18. | OMMR | On My Massage Recliner |
19. | OMSG | Oh My! Sorry, Gas. |
20. | ROFL... CGU | Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up |
21. | SGGP | Sorry, Gotta Go Poop |
22. | TTYL | Talk To You Louder |
23. | WAITT | Who Am I Talking To? |
24. | WTFA | Wet The Furniture Again |
25. | WTP | Where's The Prunes? |
26. | WWNO | Walker Wheels Need Oil |
27. | GLKI | Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In |
Last update: 14 Jan. 2011