Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

1.ATDAt The Doctor's
2.BFFBest Friend Farted
3.BTWBring The Wheelchair
4.BYOTBring Your Own Teeth
5.CBMCovered By Medicare
6.CUATSCSee You At The Senior Center
7.DWIDriving While Incontinent
8.FWBFriend With Beta Blockers
9.FWIWForgot Where I Was
10.FYIFound Your Insulin
11.GGPBLGotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
12.GHAGot Heartburn Again
13.HGBMHad Good Bowel Movement
14.IMHOIs My Hearing-Aid On?
15.LMDOLaughing My Dentures Out
16.LOLLiving On Lipitor
17.LWOLawrence Welk's On
18.OMMROn My Massage Recliner
19.OMSGOh My! Sorry, Gas.
20.ROFL... CGURolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
21.SGGPSorry, Gotta Go Poop
22.TTYLTalk To You Louder
23.WAITTWho Am I Talking To?
24.WTFAWet The Furniture Again
25.WTPWhere's The Prunes?
26.WWNOWalker Wheels Need Oil
27.GLKIGotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

Last update: 14 Jan. 2011