Ghost Poopie -- The kind where you feel poopie come out, but there is
no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie -- The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet,
but there is nothingon the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie -- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it feels
unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your
underwear so you won't ruin your pants with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie -- It happens when you're done pooping and you've
pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to
poopie some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead Poopie -- The kind where you strain so much
to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Richard Simmons Poopie -- You poopie so much, you loose 30 pounds.

Lincoln Log Poopie -- The kind of poopie that is so huge, you're afraid
to flush without breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassy Poopie -- It's noise, everyone within earshot is giggling.

Drinker Poopie -- The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long
night drinking.  It's most noticeable trait is the tread marks on the
bottom of the toilet.

Corn Poopie -- Self explanatory.

Gee, I wish I could Poopie, Poopie -- It's the kind where you want to
poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet, cramped, and fart a few
times.

Spinal Tap Poopie -- That's where it hurts so bad coming out, you'd
swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (THE POWER DUMP) -- The kind that comes out of your
ass so fast your cheeks get splashed with water.

Liquid Poopie -- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your
ass and splatters all over the toilet bowl.


Mexican Food Poopie -- It smells so bad, the room must be condemned.

Underclass Poopie -- The kind that thinks their poopie doesn't smell.

Fishermans' Bobber Poopie -- That's the kind where you are in a public
restroom, there are two people waiting for your stall.  You poopie and
flush two or three times, but several golf ball size pieces are still
floating over the water line.

Ambush Poopie -- This kind never occurs at home, but usually at a party
or while playing golf.  it is the result of trying to fart--just a little,
but you end up with trouser chili and you walk bow-legged for the rest of
the day.