Check out the Internet Index by Win Treese. It contains a collection
of facts about the Internet and related activities.
Try out the CatchPhrase generator.
It lets you generate random phrases based on verbs, nouns, and
adjectives.
Try out The Surrealist Compliment Generator.
It lets you generate random compliments. (This, of course, depends
on your definition of the word "compliment.")
Try out The Interactive Slide Rule.
It lets you play with a slide rule by moving the slide and cursor.
(There is also a "demo" mode.) Note that this is Java-based and can take
some time to load.
The Wacky Patents page
had me rolling on the floor. Check it out!
In Case of Difficulty
If nothing is going right, click on the toilet below to flush your troubles down the drain.