Here's something to think about...

• If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
• Is there another word for synonym?
• Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
• When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
• When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
• Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
• Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
• Why do they report power outages on TV?
• What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
• What's another word for thesaurus?
• If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
• Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
• Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
• If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
• If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
• If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
• When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
• Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
• If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
• If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
• Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
• Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
• Why are there flotation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?
• Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
• If you shoot a mime, do you need a silencer?
• If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on its doors?
• If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?
• You know how most packages say, " Open here? " What should you do if the package says, " Open somewhere else? "
• Why don't we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
• Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
• You know that indestructible little black box that is used on airplanes, why can't they make the whole plane out of that same substance?
• Why is that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
• Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
• What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
• If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
• If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
• Why do noses run and feet smell?