And now, a Tribute to our new Bacon Bits editor...

 

Ode to Poopy Butt

by -MAC- AF4PS FP-51

 


I can't spell and I can't count

but Joel's the one who's down and out.

 

My fist is odd, my fist seems sloppy

but in a pile that makes good copy.

 

Brian's a pal, and that's for sure

Remember how he chunked manure?

 

He picked on Rob, he bribed a judge

always with a wink, sometimes a nudge

 

Sniff, sniff what's that smell?

Dan pointed to Brian, but he'll never tell.

 

If you need parts, Brian's your man

if he can't get it, no one can.

 

Paypal, Ebay, kits-n-parts

His room at Dayton smelled like...

 

As we pigs go, Brian is an ICON,

it's all CW, doesn't have a Mic on.

 

Amazing results from his attic dipole

He's burning the ether, God bless his soul.

 

Some words rhyme, and some words don't

Some friends fail you, but Brian won't.

 

The end.