And now, a Tribute to our new Bacon Bits editor...
Ode to Poopy Butt
by -MAC- AF4PS FP-51
I can't spell and I can't
count
but Joel's the one who's
down and out.
My fist is odd, my fist
seems sloppy
but in a pile that makes
good copy.
Brian's a pal, and that's
for sure
Remember how he chunked
manure?
He picked on Rob, he bribed
a judge
always with a wink,
sometimes a nudge
Sniff, sniff what's that
smell?
Dan pointed to Brian, but
he'll never tell.
If you need parts, Brian's
your man
if he can't get it, no one
can.
Paypal, Ebay, kits-n-parts
His room at Dayton smelled
like...
As we pigs go, Brian is an
ICON,
it's all CW, doesn't have a
Mic on.
Amazing results from his
attic dipole
He's burning the ether, God
bless his soul.
Some words rhyme, and some
words don't
Some friends fail you, but
Brian won't.
The end.